Beetle Smackdown: Raw Thunderdome Unlimited 1

<WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME !!!>

 ARE YOU READY FOR AN INTERACTIVE, DYNAMIC, ACTION-PACKED BATTLE GAME? 

ARE YOU READY FOR RIVETING, EDGE OF YOUR SEAT, TOE-CURLING, WHITE-KNUCKLE HYPERVIOLENCE? 

ARE YOU READY FOR BLOOD, GORE, AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN? 

please go somewhere else, then. here,

 you can watch beetles slowly amble towards each other. 

they're fighting, yeah. they're gonna take some time. 

hope you don't mind too much. little beetles crawl around

 please be patient they are doing their best and hopefully will never give up. 

wahoo! yeha!